Open The Riddlebox..... If You Dare

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boys in fights: I hate you, man, fuck you.

girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

tragic-kingd0m:

graffitifly:

zavywavi:

novakian:

jaseminedenise:

I just laughed so fucking hard at this for like 20 straight minutes.

CHOKING CAHN’T BREATHE

L O FUCKING L. I seriously cannot believe this shit! I just died laughing. Time of death: 3:55am.

-Somebody Fucking Help Me I Can’t Breathe Lmfao I Can’t Stop Watching This.

fuck this im out of here

fasterfood:

when people say “life is too short”

rockgodsandbodymods:

this is the best movie ever.

sickhumor:

Yeah - you need to make it more public and draw more attention to yourself.

dynamofire:

i also just made everyone watch this video again, just to give you an idea of where i’m at right now (h/t dara)